Lana V Lynx
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Avid reader and occasional writer of satire and short fiction. For my own sanity and security, I write under a pen name. My books: Moscow Calling - 2017 and President & Psychiatrist
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Got Extra Fat?
It all started with a discovery that didn’t seem particularly life-altering. A cosmetics company sponsoring research on human longevity figured out special properties of the cells that make up the outer human ear, scientifically known as Keratinized Stratified Squamous Epithelium (KSSE), or type of tissue characterized by multiple layers of flattened cells that are hardened and waterproofed by keratin. Specifically, KSSE have longer biological life and virtually do not age or form wrinkles.
By Lana V Lynx12 months ago in Longevity
How To Survive Trump Tariffs
As someone who grew up in the Soviet Union under frugality and scarcity of everything, I’m here to share my experience and tips on how to survive Trump tariffs that will inevitably increase prices for all consumer goods, services and food products.
By Lana V Lynxabout a year ago in FYI
"Ain't Working on Me!"
In a media literacy class, a discussion of advertising evolution from straightforward "buy this product!" messages of 1900s to elaborate storytelling and imagery of the 21st century was illustrated by a 2015 Extra gum commercial centered on a love story of high school sweethearts.
By Lana V Lynxabout a year ago in Fiction
How to Write a Drabble. Top Story - March 2025.
A Drabble is a micro story of exactly 100 words As a format, it's becoming popular here on Vocal and I see more creators using it. So many, in fact, that I believe it now deserves a special tag, similar to "microfiction," to signal the readers that they are about to experience a delightfully short adventure with a well-crafted story.
By Lana V Lynxabout a year ago in Writers
Egg-stra-sized . Runner-Up in Absurdist Awakening Challenge.
That time I went to Toronto for a weekend visit with my friends, the drive back didn’t go as expected. Whenever I am in Canada, I stock up on Canadian honey and snacks at Costco. I’m not the only American doing that. There are no Costco stores around Buffalo, so when I shop at the Niagara Falls Costco, I see many cars with the US plates.
By Lana V Lynxabout a year ago in Humor
