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The Secret to Eliminate Self Evident Truths And Live Your Authoritarian Dreams
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By Althea Veritas5 years ago in The Swamp
Donald.Trump.Is.Dead
I’m sitting on a bench, just off the rough of hole number 6, at Trump’s golf course. The Secret Service just hauled away the body. They told me to clean up the mess on the ground, but I don’t think I will. I don’t want to be infected with the same worm that consumed him. There’s probably eggs in that pile of poop. I’m still trying to process the events of the last hour. Actually, all the things that have happened, ever since I knew the Donald. He was one of the most arrogant bastards I have ever worked for. In a way, I loved him.
By Steven Bridenbaugh5 years ago in The Swamp
Nibbles to 12th May 2021
DAVID AND GOLIATH (cotd) The wine Box (David) vs Tesco (Goliath) In Nibbles (4th May 2021) I wrote about a local independent alcohol retailer having its very survival threatened. A national retailer was applying for a licence to retail alcohol from its own premises twenty metres away. The hearing with the local authority for this application took place on 4th May and extremely sadly I heard that Tesco, the national retailer, has been granted a licence.
By Alan Russell5 years ago in The Swamp
Forget UFOs Or UAPs! Aliens Have Been Right In Front Of Us For Years. We Just Didn't Know It. Now, we may know why!
Outerspace, aliens, and UFOs have found their way back into the hearts and minds of America and the world as the Pentagon has publicly admitted its' inability to identify the pyramid-like objects that have been recorded by United States Naval Aviators as well as others. While everybody is anxiously awaiting the news from the widely coveted and most likely sensational report to congress, some have gone out of their way to look for answers themselves. But, have they been successful? Former President Donald Trump certainly had his opinions and this to say!
By The Man Behind The Mask5 years ago in The Swamp
Tale of Dr. Dunning Krueger
What’s up? My name is Dr. Dunning Krueger and perhaps you have heard of me. I got my education from the University of YouTube and TV talking heads. I do not listen to experts because I am an expert in everything. I do not need to understand what I am talking about because I got my civics education from the University of YouTube and TV talking heads and that is where I got my science credentials, history degree and much more.
By Ferrari King5 years ago in The Swamp
Blue Steal
The setting: The living room of a typical McMansion. Large, plush leather couches. Large TV mounted to the wall. Expensive yet unimpressive looking interior decorations. A father in his late 60s and son in his early 30s, sit and watch the results come in from the Georgia run-off on Fox News.
By Gregg Hirshberg5 years ago in The Swamp
