Satire
Duct Tape, Bubble Gum, and Baling Wire: The Poor Manโs Welding Torch
They say necessity is the mother of invention. But out here in the real world, itโs more like duct tape, bubble gum, and baling wire are the unholy trinity of emergency repairโฆ and she is one tough mama.
By The Pompous Postabout an hour ago in Humor
It Began As A Mistake
Welp, crap. I guess I should say sorry for that, and of course, I am, well, mostly. I mean, it really wasn't like you didn't expect someone to, well, you know, and I don't know, I just couldn't help myself. You know, it might bring you some comfort in knowing that it was me and not some random stranger that did it. In that case, you're welcome, seriously sweetie, it was my pleasure.
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout 12 hours ago in Humor
๐๐ฝ ๐ฆ๐ช๐ผ๐ท'๐ฝ ๐๐ฎ. Content Warning.
A Letter Sent ๐๐๐ถ๐ ๐ด๐๐ ๐ผ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐น๐ ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐พ๐๐ ๐ป๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐น ๐ถ๐ป๐๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐ ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐๐๐น ๐๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐, ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐ท๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐ป๐ป๐๐ธ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐น ๐พ๐ ๐๐๐ ๐ฝ๐ถ๐๐พ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐น ๐๐๐ ๐น๐ถ๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐ฝ๐ ๐๐๐พ๐๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐ท๐พ๐ ๐๐๐๐ ๐ธ๐๐๐๐ฝ๐๐ ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐๐น๐๐๐๐๐ถ๐, ๐ถ๐๐น ๐๐ฝ๐ถ๐ ๐๐๐๐๐, ๐ท๐๐ ๐พ๐ ๐๐ถ๐๐'๐ ๐๐๐ถ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐ป๐ถ๐๐๐, ๐ผ ๐ธ๐ถ๐ ๐ถ๐๐๐๐๐ ๐๐๐.
By Mike Singleton ๐ Mikeydred about 17 hours ago in Humor
The Lighthouse Ending Explained
The Lighthouse is one of those rare horror movies that stays in your head long after the credits roll. It is disturbing, mysterious, and completely open to interpretation. The film follows two lighthouse keepers trapped on a remote island, cut off from the rest of the world. As the days drag on and the weather becomes worse, the isolation slowly destroys both men mentally.
By JAMES NECK 2 days ago in Humor
Godfrey de Bouillon
Godfrey de Bouillon was born around 1060 into the French nobility in the Boulogne region of France. His father served William the Conqueror, survived the Battle of Hastings but died quite young leaving a very young Godfrey and his two brothers with their mother for their upbringing. Godfrey began his military training around about the age of ten and became a proficient horse rider, swordsman and bowman.
By Alan Russell3 days ago in Humor
Why the Rich Never Tell White Lies After Labor Day
Every year, as the last rosรฉ is chilled, the final seaplane taxis off to Aspen, and Labor Day folds its socially acceptable linen napkin, an ancient tradition quietly stirs among the elite: They stop telling white lies. Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post3 days ago in Humor
The MAGA-thon: Spite, Saturated Fats, and the Spin Cycle of Doom
The air in the "Spin Cycle" studio at the local gym was thick with the scent of organic citrus floor cleaner and the collective, desperate sweat of a dozen people trying to outrun their own bad decisions and mortality. But for Brenda, it smelled like treason. It smelled like a deep-state, gluten-free, avocado-toast-eating, woke communist conspiracy, that was personally trying to steal her breath and destroy her life.
By Meko James 5 days ago in Humor
Inside the Mind of Dr. Tina Quartz: Healer, Hoax, or Just Really Into Mason Jars?
Youโve heard the name whispered across candlelit kombucha bars. Youโve seen her quotes tattooed in Comic Sans on the backs of people named Trysten. You may have even enrolled, accidentally, in one of her courses after clicking on an ad that said: โUnlock Your Auraโs Credit Score.โ
By The Pompous Post7 days ago in Humor
The Sex Safe!
Yes, we all know how important it is to practice safe sex...or at least, safer sex (I seriously doubt that any sex can truly be safe; cameras and eyewitnesses have a funny habit of sneaking up on you), but we are human, and often, like a woman caught in a rainstorm, we suddenly feel odd sensations we cannot control, and end up getting very wet...on a good day.
By Kendall Defoe 7 days ago in Humor
