Satire
What Internationally Minded People Want to Eat, Drink, and Watch on Their Last Day
With the specter of war hovering over the planet, we interviewed people on five continents to ask: on their last day alive, what food, drink, and entertainment would they choose?
By Scott Christenson🌴2 days ago in Humor
Rankings of various human groups are seem by everyone else.... 2026 ... With zero evidence to back this crap up.
. My sarcastic dark satire of how I feel rankings of various human groups are seen by everyone else.... 2026 Based solely on my own warped and bitter perspective after paying £30 to get into Blackpool Pleasure Beach... By my self... alone...
By Ross E Fortune Lombardi4 days ago in Humor
Middle-Aged Man in Ohio Changes World by Sharing His Political Opinions Online
This week, Greg Schneider of Cleveland Ohio, unleashed a series of political opinions in all capitals upon X, Bluesky, and Medium.com that he hopes alter the trajectory of human civilization.
By Scott Christenson🌴5 days ago in Humor
The World Is on Fire, But My Freezer’s Been Stockpiling Since 2017
📦 Section 1: Frozen Time Capsules – A Love Letter to Foods That Shouldn't Be Alive There comes a moment in every adult’s life when you open your freezer, stare into the icy abyss, and realize you’ve been harboring culinary fugitives from the past.
By The Pompous Post8 days ago in Humor
Established in 1842: Why Everything is Older Than You Thought.
There was a time, long ago... roughly 2007, when businesses were content to simply exist. You sold bagels, you put a sign on the door, and that was that. No origin myth. No fake Latin motto. No logo featuring an eagle wearing monocles. But those days are long gone.
By The Pompous Post10 days ago in Humor
A Man Gets a Lobotomy:
PITTSBURGH, PA – In a daring act of self-improvement and patriotic devotion, local man Johnny “JD” Dangerfield, 47, voluntarily underwent a full frontal lobotomy this Tuesday, citing his desperate need to “truly believe America is great again.”
By Meko James 12 days ago in Humor
Canada Conducts Massive Airstrikes on Minnesota to Aid Heroic Protesters Battling Authoritarian I.C.E. Regime
In an act of compassion, the Canadian Armed Forces have initiated massive airstrikes against key centers of oppression in Minneapolis, in an action dubbed "Operation De-Icing" that supports local protesters demanding an end to the brutal regime of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (I.C.E.).
By Scott Christenson🌴14 days ago in Humor
Tatt~Master. Top Story - March 2026.
— Assembly Line Tatt Machine ~ Impressions to Impress — As I begin to understand more about the Tattoo Phenomenon. I've written silly, yet verbatim, dating site anecdotes in 'Frazzled.' So let me ask you: Would you be More attracted to someone slathered with tattoos, or Less?
By Jay Kantor20 days ago in Humor










