Irony
The Hug Hurdle
I have always hated it when random people touch me. I have been guilty of cringing when perfectly nice people have tried to pull me in for a little side hug. A pat on the back? I jump. This causes immediate suspicion. "What were you up to that made you jump that high? Something bad, FOR SURE!"
By Stephanie Van Orman4 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest Dharrsheena Raja Segarran. Content Warning.
The Opening Monologue “So, I was told today that my ratings dipped a bit on Spotify. Last week’s episode pulled in 2 million streams, compared to 2.5 million for the debut with Lil Hammertoe. I’m not supposed to talk about this publicly, but what the hoot, I’m Gloria, I break rules. Oliver Olivier and Jason Pooper Scooper are watching the numbers closely. After the sixth episode, this is the fifth, they’ll decide whether this show is a safe investment for an additional 22 episodes. If they see any slippage, the show will be wrapped up, and they’ll ship me back to Yucaipa, California faster than a corpse in a shallow grave.
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 months ago in Humor
THE LEFT-HANDED PENCIL CONSPIRACY
If you listen closely in classrooms, construction sites, cubicles, and break rooms across America, you’ll hear it. A faint, weary sigh. A sigh belonging to the forgotten, the ignored, the graphite-smudged minority known as… left-handed people.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
A Call for Mastery
The Odd Reality of the Encinitas Spiritual Community: Why So Many Are Selling What They Haven’t Mastered Encinitas is one of the most beautiful pockets of Southern California — sun-drenched, ocean-kissed, and overflowing with yoga studios, breathwork circles, cacao ceremonies, kombucha bars, and “high-vibe” everything. It’s a place where people come to heal, awaken, align, reconnect, or reinvent themselves.
By Brooke Gallagher4 months ago in Humor
WHY DOES IT COST $100 FOR A PIZZA POCKET AND A TOILET BRUSH?
Economists, psychologists, and at least three very confused cashiers have confirmed a groundbreaking discovery. You cannot, under ANY circumstance, walk into a store for one item… and walk out with only that one item.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Hearts and Harmonies
The morning sun rose gently over the rolling hills of Hertfordshire, casting a warm glow across the estates and the small country villages. Elizabeth Bennet stood at the window of Longbourn, the breeze ruffling her hair as she observed the quiet activity in the distance. Birds chirped in the gardens, and the distant clatter of carriage wheels along the lane reminded her that the world beyond their estate never truly stood still.
By Abubakar khan 4 months ago in Humor
The Miss Gloria Hour with Guest: Ziggy. Top Story - November 2025.
The Board Meeting “I have one last comment before this meeting adjourns,” Jason Pooper said. “Gloria, the glamorous makeup without your glasses received very low ratings. Put your glasses back on. People want your classic look.”
By Rick Henry Christopher 4 months ago in Humor
