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"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic3 years ago in Humor
The Enigma Behind the Whistle's Reverberation
You wake up alone on the train, and outside, the trees drift by slowly. You sit in the front row by the window, facing forward. When you turn around, all the seats stretching to the door are empty, and dim lights flicker in the absent eyes of those who aren't there. Inside the train, it's pitch black, and hours have passed without seeing a conductor. The only source of light comes from a perfect full moon in the clear, cloudless sky.
By 屈阳3 years ago in Humor
A Letter to Them Vocal Judges. Top Story - September 2023.
*Author's note: This entire thing is one big joke. I say all this with the most lighthearted of comments. This is meant to be a funny work of almost-fiction portraying my inner child that gets pouty when I don't get what I want. I mean no offense to anyone. Enjoy, because this is go'n be a wild ride.*
By Chloe3 years ago in Humor
Architecture Biggest Failures
You know architects, right? Those clever folks who create big, awesome buildings that last for ages. Well, guess what? Sometimes, they goof up big time! Imagine huge aquariums springing leaks with sharks swimming around or famous landmarks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which, by the way, was never meant to lean in the first place! It's like real-life comedy.
By Hugo Batel3 years ago in Humor
New Faux News, Inc 5/5/23
New Faux News, Inc A global news organizan hell bent on finding out the truth… at any cost!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Humor
What The Hell
Driving through Nebraska we stopped at a gas station that had casino games. It was an alcohol distributor and deli and had other miscellaneous items. Very similar to most convenience stores/gas stations in Minnesota. We decided to have something to eat from the deli as they also had lunch seating. We needed a break from the truck by this time.
By Denise E Lindquist3 years ago in Humor
Super-Secret Diet Secrets
Somewhere out there is the diet secret of all diet secrets. You know the one I mean, the one that says "Eat all you want of whatever you want as often as you want and never have to exercise or even think about dieting!"
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Trapped in K-Mart
Trapped in K-Mart. Okay, not really trapped. More like sentenced. Incarcerated. Imprisoned. Condemned to a weekend at K-mart.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Waddling to Work
😜 Today I walked to work. Two miles, as the crow flies. Fifty miles as the aging, out-of-shape desk-jockey with the balding head and bulging stomach waddles.
By Paul Pence3 years ago in Humor
Daring Pursuit: A Costly Quest to Salvage a Sunken Phone
Amid the scenic vistas of India's Chhattisgarh state, a narrative unfolded that transcended the ordinary, elevating an inadvertent mishap into a remarkable tale of determination, consequences, and unexpected outcomes. In the midst of what should have been a leisurely vacation, a man's accidental loss of grip on his smartphone – valued at a substantial 100,000 rupees (approximately 1183 ) – unfurled a captivating saga that held within it the essence of human tenacity.
By rick yin3 years ago in Humor
The Timeless Dance of Destiny
In the heart of a bustling city, where the rhythm of life echoed through its streets, there lived a man named Samuel. Samuel was an unassuming clockmaker who owned a small shop on a quaint corner. His existence was marked by the ticking of countless timepieces that adorned his shop, each with its own unique tale to tell.
By Bala Tahir Yunusa 3 years ago in Humor
THE QUIETER I TRY TO BE
THE QUIETER I TRY TO BE crash! bam! boom! (*&$#@+*%) (*&$#@+*%) (*&$#@+*%) Why is it that the quieter I try to be, the more noise I end up making. Even walking across the room seems to echo through the house.
By Margaret Brennan3 years ago in Humor