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How I Accidentally Became the Office Meme
By Nadeem Shah Let me start by saying this: I never intended to become the subject of an office-wide meme. I’m a normal guy. I drink my coffee, meet my deadlines, and generally try to avoid public humiliation. But fate, fluorescent lighting, and one very poorly placed power cord had other plans for me.
By Nadeem Shah 8 months ago in Humor
Humor Training
Our training on humor went well today. We talked about humor being healing. We talked about laughter yoga. And we talked about Dr. Annette Goodheart, who told me she was paid to get up on stage and laugh with others.
By Denise E Lindquist8 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Aliens Land on Earth, Discover Reality TV and Top 40 Music, Immediately Leave Forever
🚨 THIS JUST IN: At approximately 2:43 p.m. Eastern Standard Time, a gleaming alien mothership entered Earth’s atmosphere with peaceful intent, a message of hope, and several thousand years of interstellar wisdom. But by 2:58 p.m., it had already left... Why you ask?
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Declares Independence from HOA, Crowns Himself Emperor of His Cul-De-Sac
Palm Breeze Estates, FL — A sleepy suburban neighborhood erupted into chaos Tuesday, after local resident Steve “Don’t Tread on My Lawn” Harkins declared independence from the Palm Breeze Homeowners Association and crowned himself Emperor of the Cul-de-Sac.
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
"The Clever Cat and the Greedy Rat"
Once upon a time in a small village nestled between rolling hills, lived a clever cat named Cleo. Cleo wasn’t like the other cats—she didn’t just chase mice for fun. She was wise, patient, and very observant. Most of all, she hated trouble.
By Asif nawaz8 months ago in Humor
THE UNIVERSE IS EXPANDING (AND SO ARE YOUR PANTS)
WHEN THE COSMOS MEETS CARBS Scientists tell us the universe is expanding at an accelerating rate, fueled by mysterious forces like dark energy. And honestly? I would have to agree... Except in my case, the mysterious force is extra queso and that ill-advised third chimichanga. Cosmic inflation, they call it. Cute. Meanwhile, my jeans are experiencing catastrophic waistband failure, and astronomers aren’t writing papers about that. Forget black holes; the real singularity is your belly button after you polish off a family-size nacho platter “because it was on special.”
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
🐢 Turtle Dad Jokes: Slow, Steady, and Shell-arious!
When it comes to turtle dad jokes, some are fast, some are furious… but the best ones? They're turtley awesome! Whether you're hanging by the pond, visiting the zoo, or just love shelling out puns, turtle dad jokes are the slow-cooked comedy everyone needs.
By JokeJester8 months ago in Humor
Trump vs. His Reflection – “The Ghost of Sex Trafficking Past”. Content Warning.
(Scene opens: The gold-plated bathroom of Mar-a-Lago. TRUMP stands at the mirror in a silk robe, adjusting his hair like it’s still 1993. He mutters to himself while scrolling on his phone.)
By Jeff Olen8 months ago in Humor
At This Rate, I’ll Be Rich in 37 Years: My Delusional Plan to Make Money on Vocal
When I found out Vocal+ pays $6 per 1,000 views, I did what any completely rational person would do: I made a spreadsheet, declared myself a professional writer, and told three people that I was “basically going to be rich now.”
By The Arlee8 months ago in Humor
The Global Crisis of Unmatched Tupperware Lids
Chapter 1: The Drawer of Shame It starts innocently enough. A single Rubbermaid set. Maybe two, because hey, meal prep is in vogue and you have aspirations. But fast forward three years and your kitchen drawer is no longer a drawer... it’s The Bermuda Triangle of Domesticity. You open it, praying to find a matching set, only to be greeted by the mocking laughter of 43 lids and a lone, lidless bowl that looks at you like a Dickensian orphan: “Please sir… may I store some soup?”
By The Pompous Post8 months ago in Humor
Why Crocs Are the Official Footwear of the Apocalypse
INTRO: THE END IS NIGH… AND IT’S COMFY When the four horsemen ride into town, you can bet they won’t be rocking Yeezys. When Wi-Fi dies, Starbucks becomes a post-apocalyptic war zone, and Amazon Prime falls like the Roman Empire, one shoe will rise from the ashes like a rubber Phoenix: Crocs.
By The Pompous Post9 months ago in Humor
Food Knock Knock Jokes: Tasty Laughs for Every Appetite
Knock knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in — we’ve got a whole buffet of food jokes waiting for you! There’s just something extra satisfying about mixing two of life’s best things: food and laughter.
By JokeJester9 months ago in Humor