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Star Wars is a science fiction franchise set in a universe far far away.
What Made 'Star Wars: The Last Jedi' a Terrible Movie
Before I delve into my own personal feeling of betrayal, I want to first state that I understand that some people did, in fact, enjoy The Last Jedi. Several of my friends went to see the film and said they thoroughly enjoyed it. I, however, had a drastically different feeling about the film. Ever since the film's release, there's been a divide in the Star Wars community over the film's reception. On popular review site Rotten Tomatoes, The Last Jedi scores a 48% audience rating, ranking it as the worst audience rated Star Wars film behind Attack of the Clones, which comes in at 57%. So even though some people, who are well within their right, enjoyed the film, here's why I feel it ranks, for me personally, as the worst Star Wars film. Yes, that's right. The worst.
By Jake Dawson8 years ago in Futurism
Complaining About 'Return of the Jedi' the Way People Complain About 'The Last Jedi'
Before we begin the satire article, I want to say that I liked both Return of the Jedi and The Last Jedi. The Last Jedi had some obvious flaws, but it is my opinion that people are overreacting to them. So, what if Return of the Jedi was released to the Star Wars fans of today? Let's take a trip to 1983...
By Jonathan Sim8 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Chapter Five
~~Lina P.O.V~~ After the negotiation with Jabba, the Republic was able to enter Tatooine without any trouble. Master Kenobi, Master Yoda, and Karri arrived to Jabba's Palace to negotiate more terms with trading routes and treaty which was forming. Master Kenobi, Master Yoda, and Karri stayed on the depressing dirt ball planet while Anakin and I went back to the Jedi Cruiser. Anakin went to command center to report back to the Jedi Temple to update with the mission. As for me, I went searching for Rex but I grew worried because I couldn’t find him. I asked a trooper where he went and he said he was in the infirmary, and then another trooper said he was at the bridge or the hanger bay but Rex wasn't in either places. This caused me to worry even more.
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Chapter Three
~~Lina P.O.V~~ Rex assembled his troops into the gunships as Anakin and I were already inside along with several men. Rex came inside the gunship last and then it took off. The gunship's doors closed and only a little light came through the blast shields. I adjusted my brown robe as I searched for my lightsaber and blasters all set on my belt. All ready.
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Bios
Hello, I will be introducing my two OCs (Original Characters) that will be included in my Star Wars: the Clone War Fan Fiction. Lina Skywalker will be my main OC while Karri Star will be my minor OC. I hope you guys enjoy learning about my OCs!
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
The Galaxy Far, Far Away
On May 25th, 1977, the world was introduced to a film that would inspire people all around the globe for decades to come. Star Wars took the world by storm, capturing the imaginations of both young and old and after a 41 year history there have been 8 more films, 2 anthology stories, 2 brand new sagas completely separate from the original story, animated television series, brand new live action TV series, video games, and content on every platform imaginable. Think of anything on this planet and there will be that same thing with a Star Wars logo on it. Aside from being a media juggernaut, this franchise has become something that has helped people deal with real life struggles. Lets hop into our star fighters and cover each era in depth without spoilers (for those who wish to experience it for the first time) and how this "most impressive" franchise has shaped the world we live in today.
By Ty Higgins8 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Chapter One
~~Lina P.O.V~~ "Lina Skywalker, Karri Shan. The time has come." Mace Windu announced. "You will land on Planet Christophsis and meet your assigned Jedi masters there. Master Kenobi and Master Skywalker have been cut in transmission for a while. We need you two to bring back Master Kenobi and Master Skywalker to the Jedi temple immediately."
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
'Star Wars the Clone Wars': Prologue
Before the Clone Wars, there were two force-sensitive children that lived on Tatooine. They were born as the “Chosen Ones,” that had hoped to bring balance to the galaxy. They weren't twins but had a seven-year age difference. The older boy was named Anakin Skywalker and the younger girl was named Lina Skywalker. The Skywalkers were captive as slaves because their mother, Shmi Skywalker was sold to the Hutt clans. There was no biological father but strangely, Lina Skywalker had natural scarlet hair which she didn't inherit from her mother.
By Linaflame L78 years ago in Futurism
Why No One Knows Who Rey's Parents Are | Star Wars Explained
The newest Star Wars trilogy has raised several questions, and one of the most notable ones is the mystery of who Rey's parents are. We've never gotten a real identity as to who her parents are and if she's related to any characters from the original trilogy.
By Jonathan Sim8 years ago in Futurism
