Joe Patterson
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Hi I'm Joe Patterson. I am a writer at heart who is a big geek for film, music, and literature, which have all inspired me to be a writer. I rap, write stories both short and long, and I'm also aspiring to be an author and a filmmaker.
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Potatomonomous
”He who over eats the fries will be cursed with their sight before his eyes” - Belgian Potatus. In the 1890’s there was French philosopher named Belgian Potatus who was a French fry historian who dedicated his life to the study of fries. Everyone calls me Potato Joe aka French fry boy because love French fries and I wanna tell you about the time I caught a case of Potatomonomous.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Hazel October
So I’m up on this Friday morning gettin’ ready to start my day, but I’m a little down. It’s the beginning of October and while I have nothing against the tenth month of the year, it still marks the end of my favorite time of year, the summer. I’m gonna miss the cookouts, warm weather, swimming , and clear heated nights among other things. Now I’m walking to the store a couple blocks away to go do some light shopping and I’m starting to notice something. There’s a new energy in the air. Something vibrant, but different than what I felt over the summer. It catches my drift, but then I quickly brush it off and head inside the store, which greeted me with something unexpected.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Icons of Horror: Freddy Krueger
”1…2 Freddy’s coming for you…” That nursery rhyme has sent chills down the spines of countless for nearly 40 years. It’s purpose belongs to Fred “Freddy” Krueger aka the Springwood Slasher from the “A Nightmare on Elm Street” franchise.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Horror
Elm Street Dreams
Maggie is lying down on her bed on a clear October night in the town of Springwood, Ohio. She just heard the news that her cousin Tommy was wounded by some madman at a highschool party in the town of Crystal Lake out in the middle of nowhere. Maggie is sitting up on her bed scrolling through the social media feed on her phone, anxious and uneasy. All she could think about was how she was supposed to be at that party and how it could have been her who was hurt. Maggie was also very concerned about her cousin and his friends. She was glad that all of them made it out of that situation alive, but rumor has it that others were not so lucky.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Fiction
Icons of Horror: Jason Voorhees
“His name was Jason…” - Pamela Voorhees. In 1980 writer Victor Miller and director Sean. S Cunningham crafted a horror film that would make critics start calling all in its class “slasher films”. That film was Friday the 13th and it’s central character’s name is Jason Voorhees. Ever since his conception he has been known as a silent killer who ironically speaks loud volumes of the American conscious. He is also one of the greatest icons in the history of horror.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Horror
Icons of Horror: Michael Myers
“I met him, 15 years ago; I was told there was nothing left; no reason, no conscience, no understanding in even the most rudimentary sense of life or death, of good or evil, right or wrong. I met this... six-year-old child with this blank, pale, emotionless face, and... the blackest eyes - the Devil's eyes. I spent eight years trying to reach him, and then another seven trying to keep him locked up, because I realized that what was living behind that boy's eyes was purely and simply... evil.” - Dr. Sam Loomis.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Horror
Friday the 13th: Party at Camp Blood
Friday night, October 13th. A few dozen juniors and seniors from Cunningham County high school are partying at Camp Crystal Lake to celebrate the local legacy of Friday the 13th and the history of the legend of Camp Blood. Among those in attendance are Dana Steel and her boyfriend Corey Kimmel and their friend Amy Savage and her boyfriend Tommy Booker. The quartet are riding in Amy’s jeep on their way to the secluded area of Crystal Lake for a night of chaos, perhaps more than which they bargained.
By Joe Patterson2 years ago in Horror
