Diane Foster
Bio
I’m a professional writer, proofreader, and all-round online entrepreneur, UK. I’m married to a rock star who had his long-awaited liver transplant in August 2025.
When not working, you’ll find me with a glass of wine, immersed in poetry.
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Confetti, Capes & Catastrophes
Timothy “Tumble” Blake wasn’t born heroic. He was born sideways, fell off a hospital table, and kept toppling from there. His powers—limited flight, mild telekinesis, and an allergy to shellfish—were neither impressive nor reliable. But in Pinegrove, a sleepy town tucked into a fog-kissed valley, Tumble was the only one who could sort of fly and maybe throw a lawn chair with his mind.
By Diane Foster11 months ago in Fiction
Satellites and Other Miscalculations
“Did anyone remember to plug in the mainframe?” Carla’s voice cut through the room like a misplaced chainsaw in a library. The five of them froze, their faces lit by the icy blue glow of flickering monitors. The countdown was still on the screen—T-minus 1:27:15—but they all knew the number meant nothing if the system’s heart wasn’t beating.
By Diane Foster11 months ago in Humor
The Best Is Still to Come
Hello everyone, Thank you for inviting me to speak — I have no idea who messed up the email chain and thought I was qualified to give a commencement address, but here I am with lipstick on my teeth and a heart full of sincerity, so let’s go with it.
By Diane Foster11 months ago in Critique
