getting catcalled on is more confusing and annoying than it is scary.

So One time I was on a run, and I think I was trying to find the usual place where my team worked out but I got lost...cuz u know I have like no sense of direction...eventually I gave up trying to find the place and so I just started walking right? So I was thinking about going into target right? And thats when a car in the in and out drive thru line, they open their window and say "Hi kiddie" and I was like "Hi?" and in my mind I was like who the fuck says "Hi kiddie Hi kiddo" thats like confessing your a pedophile. And when I said Hi, they just laughed and closed their window, like no explanation or anything. So then after five minutes of thinking about it, it hit me. Ohh he was saying "ki-Tty" not "kiddie" like as in "hi pussy" ohhhhhhhhh. And I was like damn it why'd I say hi back I should've just stayed silent. But the thing is here was that it wasn't even scary or anything because I didn't even know I was being catcalled on I thought they were just saying hi to say hi to a kid running.

This other time, Ill admit it was a little scarier though. there was this group of homeless people, actually I take that back. they didn't have any shopping carts with clothes in them but they had the same vibes. basically I walking from one building to a another across the street, and I was waiting to cross the light right? And one of them said "Hey beautiful angel" and the other two just smiled. So I just smiled back and said hi because I was thinking I'd better play nice before they all gang up on me or some shit.

Another time I was with my bestie, and she was scared to death, I had the "follow my lead" role. We were on the beach making a sand castle, and my dad was like, sitting at a table like 500 meters away, within viewing distance. But I don't think viewing distance matters so much because he basically spent the whole time on his phone. So basically while we were building our sand castle, the white guy (like in his 30s-50s), walks up to us and asks me if I'm his daughter. My friend looked at me like "bruh whaddo we say whaddo we say?" cuz we're telepathic like that. My bestie kept whispering like "should we run?" but realistically I don't think we would've gotten that far. He's taller and he's dude, buuuuut I do cross country for a reason. And if I want it to be useful someday, this is the only day it's gonna come handy. That said, my friend doesn't take cross country and I can't carry her ass. So I was like, lets just talk our way out of this.

So I told him "I think you have the wrong person, you should go to the police about your lost daughter" And he responded back by saying "oh but you're beautiful so must be my daughter".I was like "in what world...what world is this guy living in" Like I was thinking this guy is just messing with us for sure, hes just having a good time seeing our reaction bruh. But then he puts a stick into our sand castle, I forgot why but thats the most annoying part of the experience. Thats when I was like, "okay can you leave now? Like we needa fix our sand castle". I keep telling him he has the wrong person and he says "do you wanna meet the others? come on let's go to my truck" and in my mind I was like "the others? What others?". And me and my friend say "no thanks". At this point he gives up and me and my friend watch as he goes to the next pair of girls right next to us and says the same shit. And then when he walks away casually, bro didn't even take his stick back from our ruined sand castle. I was more mad than I was scared bro. I was like how dare he, mess up our sand castle. Bro we spent so long perfecting that shit too. but this mofo must be real dumb to think Im falling for that. Like come on you gotta put on a bigger act than that. Pretend to be a police officer and say you're getting arrested for stealing from sephora don't just be say "oh I think you're my daughter, you wanna come get in my van?" Or at the very least get someone hotter to do it. I bet more than half the girls'll fold if they think the guy is hot.